Bad blood with a side of fries, again.

By Clean Stomach

Wild with rage, this guy knows everything.

We’ve seen these trucks idle before. There’s no way they can rest like the average car. They’re forced to park horizontally, taking up multiple stalls.

The trucker’s mistake was that he chose the rusted arches… where all the good neighbors meet.

He found what he was looking for.

There are three F’s to avoid:

“Free,” because nothing is free.
“Franchise”
“Fast-food”

We had a recent beach outing, and my wife stays on my head that the children eat on time.

I took a chance at the above in Lawndale, and the menu “deal” for just two people was priced at $30

My wife knows me well…We were gonna have to bum off the children’s plate.

Wow they gave us a lot of food. No wonder I saw a dude in there who might as well been 500 pounds.

You guessed it, the fries were raw as can be. Not only that, they were soggy with excess oil.

Did I throw a tantrum and twerk like some of my cousins in New York? No.

I respectfully let it known the food was wack. After that we were beach bound.

The next day, I tried to salvage what was left by reheating it, but overnight, the oil in the fries leaked through the bag.

The sight of it grossed me out, so I threw it in the trash.

I went online to see the reviews for Lawndale…

Did they at least wash their hands?

I humored myself and emailed corporate.
They offered me a $5 voucher.
Knowing their prices, it’ll afford me a sip of mop bucket water.

I know they have no shame, but to low-ball me with a reparation food stamp, I wrote them back “keep it.” Besides, the voucher is only valid through Black History Month…the shortest month of the year.

The stipulation of his bond, (mandatory sensitivity training)… guaranteed to turn the lowlife into the Pope.

Shout-out to wives & moms who know how to cook food from scratch. They can’t be thanked enough!
But for those extended hours, when we’re out & about, the below are worth every dime…

1. Pepe’s Tacos – South Centinela Ave., L.A.
2. Ocha Classic 1 (Thai Food)
3. Sunset Thai
4. Numero Uno Pizza.
5. Melo Burger.
6. Pepper’s Jamaican Belizean Cuisine

They’re the alternative to the places that have no soul. The Wallstreet model is “Fries served cold,” deliberately…crud on a bun, yuck!